When you need things from an MP

Never treat him like a donkey

Like the one that could not be younger

But in the old tale dies of hunger

Feeding time comes on that day

‘Should I go for oats or hay?’

I intend to crack no jokes but

It hesitates until it croaks

MPs, M-Pigs and sen-ass-tors

Narrow-minded demonstrators

Dirty hands and dirty trotters

Do they care about their voters?

Every MP’s hard to please

He might not fancy what he sees

Help him take the second glance

Make him see it as his chance

To make up his narrow mind

Sure, his pockets are not blind

So the trick is to conceal

The true colour of your deal

MPs, M-Pigs and sen-ass-tors

Narrow-minded demonstrators

Dirty hands and dirty trotters

Do they care about their voters?

Clad in all the latest fashions

MP’s temper’s ruled by passions

To make your MP deem your cause right

Grease his palm and he‘ll fight outright

For your MP’s loyalty to be stable

Offer a deal under the table

This is how you earn their deference

But please make no direct reference

MPs, M-Pigs and sen-ass-tors

Narrow-minded demonstrators

Dirty hands and dirty trotters

Do they care about their voters?

Translation: Marta&Błażej Aksamitek